Narrator: Katie Elizabeth Hughes
Tilly: Mikaela Simon
Agnes: Katie Fransko*
Chuck: Brian Danner
Vera: April Johnson*
Miles: Jay Wade*
Lilith: Carey Walden

Kaliope: Katie Kiessling*
Orcus: Shaun Laurencio*
Steve: Kyle Allen Devich*
Farrah: Trisha Dennis*
Evil Tina: Kristina Quinn Gannotta*
Evil Gabbi: Raven Stewart*